by MIDGARDSORMR
ID# 11112
THE NOTICE FROM CHASE WENT OUT TO ALL HEROES ….FIGHT CLUB FOR YUMA IS OPENING SOON .MIDGARD PERKED UP “AHH A TRAINING DISTRACTION EVEN THOUGH I CAN’T EXERT MY FULL MIGHT, ICAN STRETCH SOME MUSCLES AND TRY SOME NEW ABILITIES.I MUST REMEMBER NO DEVOURING KILLING OR DISMEMBERMENT ,THER ARE SOME JUST BEGINNING HEROES SO I MUDT NOT LET MY BLOODLUST FLOW “
THE COOPER-HOFSDATLER PORTAL OPENED BY SHADOW WALKER DID THE TRICK AND MIDGARD WAS TRANSPORTED DIRECTLY INTO THE FIGHT CLUB ARENA .FUNNY VERY SUBDUED PARTICIPANTS.MIDGARDSORMR MADE HIS WAY DIRECTLY TO THE DIRECTOR ….”WHAT IN NAME OF SKELANIMAL IS GOING ON WHY SO GLOOMY?” THE DIRECTOR REPLIED …..”WORLD CORP FLUNKIES AND BUSED IN PROTESTORS ARE CAUSING A RUCKUS AND THER IS A RMOR THEY HAVE A MUTATED CRYSTAL POWERED META WITH THEM” MIDGARDSORMR REPLIED …”BAH SSSSO WHAT THEY DARE NOT RIOT WHILE I AM HERE AFTER I WIN MY ROOM I WILL SSSSSSSPEAK WITH THEM” THE DIRECTOR PLEADED “ PLEASE WORLD SERPENT NOVA HADS DIRECTED TO CONFROTATIONS WITH THEM .YOU ARE ON THE MOST WANTED LIST.” “I SSSSNICKER AT THAT ABSURDITY EVEN THOUGH I WORK WITH B.A.D.G.E. OLD WINK DOES NOT CONTROL ME .” SSSHOUT MIDGARDSORMR
THE MATCHES WENT WELL NO DEATHS OR PERMANENT INJURIES AS I RECEIVED MY TROPHY AND GOLD METAL THER WAS A DIFFERENCE THIS MEDAL AND TROPHY GLOWED WITH POWER AND ENGTAVED ON THEM WERE THE NUMBER 700. AH ANOTHER MILESTONE AND MORE GOLD FOR THE WMD TROPHY ROOM IT WILL LOOK GOOD AMONG THE THOUSANDS OF OTHERS IN OUR HQ AN UNPARRELLED 9 IN A ROW LW DIVISION 1 CHAMPIONSHIPS KOTH TROPHIES DUEL BRAWLS CHRONOS MANY MOST DAMAGE RAID AWARDS ADVANCED MECH DESTRUCTION AWARDS OLYMPIAD TROPHIES ETC ETC ETC
THE YUMA FC DIRECTOR STEPPED TO THE MIC”WE ARE SORRY MIDGARDSORMR WE CAN’T CELEBRATE YOUR WIN WITH MORE FANFARE BUT THE PRO WORLD CORP PAID RIOTORS AND ARE STARTING TO ATTACK THE FC ARENA. OUR DEFENSES WILL NOT HOLD MUCH LONGER WE ARE ASKING ALL HEROES LEAVE AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE”
MIDGARD CONTACTED THE WMD HQ “SHADOW WALKER PLEASE OPEN THE LARGEST PORTAL POSSIBLE TO EVACUATE THE YUMA FC WHICH IS UNDER ATTACK. I WILL HOLD THESSSE ASSSSSSS CLOWNSSSS OFF UNTIL ALL ARE SSAFE.”
“DIRECTOR ORDER ALL YOUR STAFF AND THEN YOU WILL GO INTO THE PORTALS”
AS THE RIOTERS RUSHED THROUGH THE BROKEN WALLS THEY WERE MET BY MIDGARDSORMR .
“YOU MISLEAD MORONIC SSSSSYNCOPHANTSSSSS TURN BACK I DEVOUR WORLDSSS WHAT CHANCE DOES YOUR ENTIRE WORLD CORP HAVE AGAINSST ME CEASSE AND DESSSSIST IMMEDIATELY .THIS ISSSS YOUR ONLY WARNING.”
A BARRAGE OF ANTIMORPHONS WEAPONS WERE FIRED AT THE SERPENT WHO WALKS ON TWO LEGS .THEY BOUNCED OFF OF HIM BECAUSE EVEN THOUGH HE HAS MORPHON POWERS HE HAS INNATED POWRS HE GOT AT HIS BIRTH DURING THE DISAMBIGUATION.ALSO MORE CONVENTIAL WEAPONS RPGS MISSLES AND EVEN A CHAIN CANNON FROM A A-10 WARTHOG WERE USED.PROVING THESE “COOMON FOLK WEREN’T COMMON AT ALL .AS ALL THIS FIRE POWER BOUNCED OFF THE BEING THE FC WQAS DESTROYED.AS MIDGARD CLIMBED OUT OF THE RUBBLE HE SSSSHOUTED IS THAT ALL YOU GOT” “IT ISSS BUT A SSSCRATCH”
A SMALL FLOATING HUMAN WITH A STRANCE CRYSTAL IN EACH HAND SHOUTED “LAUGH AT THIS CRIMINAL” YOU ARE UNDER ARREST BETTER YET I WILL JUDGE YOU NOW AND THE PENALTY IS DEATH”
A BEAM AS COLD AS SPACE SHOT FROM ONE EYE AND ONE BEAM AS HOT AS SMALL SUN BLASTED FROM THE OTHER…THEY HIT MIDGARDSORMR RIGHT IN THE CHEST AND CONTINUED. THE GREAT SSSSSERPENT HISSED.
JUST THEN A B.A.D.G.E. DRONE APPEARED …”JORMURGANDR PLEASE CAPTURE THE META AND THE CRYSTALS AND USE A PORTAL WE WILL PROVID “
SO THE WORLD SERPENT DID JUST THAT AND APPEARED IN THE LAB OF DR. HENDERSON WITH THE COMATOSE META AND THE CORRUPTED CRYSTALS.
“ I VAGUELY REMEMBER YOU” SAID MIDGARD TO THE DR. “YOU DID SOME THINGSSSS TO ME WHEN THE SSSPIRIT OF HALLOWEEN INFECTED MY MIND. “ I DON’T LIKE YOU. CHASE YOU AND YOUR STONER BOYFRIEND BETTER BACK OFF IF I WANT YOU WILL ALL PERISH .GIVE THIS MESSAGE TO WINK I AM NOT A DIPLOMAT NEXT TIME THESE WORLD CORP RECTAL ORIFICES ATTACK ME THEY WILL BECOME MY NEXT WORLD FEASSST AND IF I AM INTERDERRED WITH EARTH 194223 WILL BE BLESSSSED WITH RAGNAROK.”
THEN ANOTHER PORTAL APPEARED AND SORMR WENT TO HIS ONLY HOME ON THIS EARTH .”HI GUYS I NEED AN ACTUAL SCHOONER OF BEER.”
AS HE RELAXED ON HIS WARMING BOULDER BY THE ACTIVE VOLCANO HE DRIFTED OFF INTO SLUMBER THING .WHAT A CRAPPY WAY TO CELEBRATE MY 700TH VICTORY OF A FIGHT CLUB.
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