Hello, ghosts and ghouls, Scary Harry here revealing the scores on this cursed night.
Round one of LWV – HAUNTED HEROES has ended and I have some terrible news.
Some teams lost their monster mash.
With no further ado, here are the ghastly results of round 1.
“Oh! Spooky Pookie, your mummy called. She wants you to stop at the apothecary and pick up some lizard lips and tadpole tails for supper tonight. She’s making her favorite, strange brew stew and it sounds totally disgusting and now, the results.”
“What are you trying to say Pookie? What’s that? Are you sure?”
“BREAKING NEWS: LWV has its first tie. Division 7 leagues Mojo’s Dojo tied with 5thPrecinct: Undercover 117 – 117. These two wicked teams will fight it out in an 8 hour overtime. May the most horrifying team win.”
“Division 1 sees WMD giving the big D to Angels of Sorcery. That’s big D as in Destruction, 108 - 0. Let’s keep those minds out of the gutter you nasty goblins. NMDS burns the Spawn of Legacy 93 – 31. Burns, Spawn, get it?"
“In Division 2, The Colony has put a straight jacket on that Psycho Squad 110-30 and Avengers At the Airport has bombarded the 5th Precinct Galactic 168 – 45. That’s just savage.”
“The results for division 3 have the Avengers: Horse Riders defeating the Seraphim Angels 133 – 39. Avengers was not horsing around. The Hunter/Killers try to make a come from behind victory but the HO$ are done headhunting with a total of 109 – 77. I tell ya, them HO$ had a howling good time.”
“The Avengers of Division 4 has broken the 5th Precinct: Kung Fu Hustle dojo and taken their mojo as a prize in a 163 – 126 victory. The Baptized Blood Warriors terrorize the RG - Creatures of the Night 124-68 .”
“Here’s a quick rundown of divisions 5 through 8:
“ Division 5 bloody results are: Tygger’s Freak Show has shown out on 5th Precinct: Code Blue 181 – 75."
“5thPrecinct: Instigators started trouble with Justice Knights and then finished it 94 -1.”
“Red Guard let their guards down and the Avengers took advantage in a 139 – 4 execution.”
Toasty!!!
1stSpacemarine Battalion buried alive the Psycho Squad: Injustice League 116 – 51.”
“The eerie teams of division 6 results are:
“GW’s Deadly Alliance takes out the Ghost Warriors 21 -20; Pookie, Somebody call the Ghostbusters about that spooky glow.”
“Pain Inc, well, they dished out the pain and 5thPrecinct: Wise Guys go down 166-23.”
“Stealth 51 destroys GW’s Chosen One 62 to 1. Pookie, call the Ghostbusters back, that spooky glow is gone.”
“NMDS 2 Killer Clowns stuffed the Star Force in the trunk of that ridiculously small clown car trunk. How do they all fit? NMDS 140 to 92.”
“ The ghoulish teams of division 7 have the following results and again some BREAKING NEWS. Here are the fatalities.”
“5thPrecinct: Buddy cops were suicided by the Suicide Squad 127 – 3.”
“The Dark Guins get freaky on the Freaks of Nature 87 – 3 and that isn’t natural, It’s just dark.”
“The Shield divided and conquered the 5th Precinct: DarkSabres and I do mean divided. 114 – 20. There are Darksabre pieces strewn everywhere. It’s a frightful sight.”
“BREAKING NEWS: Mojo’s Dojo and 5th Precinct: Undercover are still ripping each other to pieces. Who will survive and who will go to the grave? We will update as soon as we know more. Break a leg and an arm and settle this like bad little zombies.”
“Division 8, LWV’s last group of deadly leagues have their final tallies and here they are.”
“Riders on the Storm have found no shelter from Suffering. The Storm was dissipated 55 – 9.”
“GWs Army of Angel got the raw end of The Purple Onion and the angels wept at a 66 – 44 loss.”
“The Sensational Seven were devilishly sensational defeating the 5th Precinct: Space Force 48 – 12.”
“Lastly we have the Brotherhood dealing a death blow to 777, with an unlucky hand 87 – 0.”
“Well, that’s all for now friends and fiends. Scary Harry will keep you informed on our first die breaker, oops, tie-breaker even, and put an end to round 1. Till then, this is Scary Harry signing off and lurking around.”
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