Friday, June 25, 2021

RAID Update: -- ARX: The Sequel -- Emergency BADGE Resupply


by Chaz Hamilton

I always suspected that Director Nova was secretly a movie-goer. His latest play, aiding the heroes of the world to defeat Arx is pure concession-stand genius. What doesn't go better together than an epic fight scene and a delicious candy treat? 

Morphon bars have been airdropped to all heroes active in the theater of operations as they continue to use every available opportunity to defeat Arx.

We have this quote from die-hard pugilist, Lykos.

"Chaz, it was crazy. We are all fighting and getting tired and the next thing we knew, Director Nova comes on the comms and says there is More Fun bars coming in! A helicopter drops a bunch of crates full of energy and we even felt like we could eat more of them! It was amazing! Arx is in trouble now!" -- Lykos ID#18321

I cannot say for certain that this has turned the tide for certain, but there is a new sense of purpose and hope radiating from our brave combatants. Even the new packaging for the More-Fun bars dropped has proven to be more efficient, recharging the strength to our heroes with 6 extra pieces in each package. Dentists across the country are going to be getting some extra business when all this is said and done.

 

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